Funny Signs - Die lustigsten Plakate der Fans

* Danke an Rob und Justin von WRESTLINGNATION.COM *

 

"Kimberly, Feel My Bang!"

"Goldberg Fears Absolutely FN No One!"

"I am Mr. Wrestling #2"

"WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA!!"

"Malone signed Hogan's Rogaine"

"Nation of Integration"

"Fans fear new signs"

"Mable 5:15 (lbs.)"

"Paul Bearer collects chins"

"The Rock stays hard"

"NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16"

"YOUR AD HERE"

"REDNECKS 4 LIFE"

"This Space for Rent"

"RAW= Really Awful Wrestling"

"McMahon 3:16 Don't Cross the Boss"

"What about me? What about my sign?"

"Scott Hall fears Betty Ford"

"Hogan fears....EVERYBODY!!!!!"

"Jerichololics Anonymous"

"This Is Tuesday" (On a WCW Sat Night Taping)

"Viva El Dandy"

"The Titanic Sank when it hit Goldberg"

"Drunk 24:7"

"Lenny Lane + Chris Jericho= Ambiguosly Gay Duo"

"Vince who's your daddy?"

"DDP bangs guys"

"Bret Hart: I've been screwed over a 1000 times"

"Give Goldberg a push"

"Sable, Got Milk?"

"Beer 3:16"

"GOLDBERG: WHO'S LEFT?"

"Chyna is my long lost brother"

"I hate signs"

"She has herpes"

"I need help"

"South Park fears new episodes"

"El Dandy 4-life"

"The Great B@!ls of Chyna!"

"Sable 24/7:69"

"I Need A Girlfriend"

"Rock quit cookin the rock"

"Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night"

"Whos bischoff blowing?...nwo"

"Double J is Double Gay"

"Oh my god he stunned Kenny! Oh hell yeah!"

"Goldberg 98 jobbers 3 real wrestlers"

"Sable, Sunny, and Marlena: The six best things in wrestling"

"Im your daddy"

"Mero is a wife beater, because thats all he can beat"

"LUGER IS 99% SILICON!!!!"

"Who's Goldberg Blowing?"

"Survey Says Nitro Sucks"

"Val venis Mr. Everynight"

"Val uses Viagra"

"Vince you silly bastard"

"Val Venis and McMahon are gay porn stars!"

"Chyna RapeMe!!!!!"

"Val Venis Is My Pimp"

"Eddy Picks Beets!"

"McMahon failed SCU"

"Hey Sable s*ck it!"

"Austin Sleeps With Sheep"

"Fit Finley Fan Club"

"We love all 26 Guerreros"

"Sable 4:69"

"Will work for Head"

"Dusty Rhodes Fears Jenny Craig"

"I'm Drunk"

"Buff Bagwell The Porno Star"

"Powerbomb Schiavone"

"Brisco Blows McMahon"

"GOLDBERG 6:32 Twice DA Man"

"Eric Bischoff Eat us alive"

"Vince, You couldn't even beat E-Z E!"

"I Love Stop Signs"

"Goldberg Fears Speeches"

"DDP Drinks Pabst"

"I stole DDP's Liver Brace"

"Hogans Barber is Bozo"

"Ric Flair has Porn Hair"

"I'd rather be in Chyna"

"Venis Has No Penis"

"Chyna Has No VA-CHYNA" "Will Wrestle For Food"

"Raw sucks Moby D!ck"

"Hogan Fears Cartman"

"Who Booked This Crap?"

"Goldberg ate Godzilla"

"JUVI The Next Spice Girl"

"I slept with Francine and all I got was this lousy rash!"

"Will Job For Food"

"Your Paying $29.95 For This!"

"Your Gimmick Sucks!"

"CHYNA Is My Dad"

"I Steal Cable TV"

"HOGAN Fears ROGAINE"

"RAVEN Fears Soap"

"Get The Flock Out!"

"STING Is A Fairy Princess"

"I Enjoy Wrestling"

"BISCHOFF Is HOGANS Little Girl"

"GOLDBERG Sank The TITANIC"

"I'M NEXT"

"DYSLEXIA 6:13"

"LAWLER Fears MAX MINI"

"BACKLUND Could Balance The Budget"

"HOGAN Wears Panties"

"We Love ERIC" ( held up by Bischoffs mother )

"Hey MCMAHON...Bite Me!"

"USE THE SIGN" ( used by Raven to knock out DDP )

"I'd rather be in Sable"

"Nation of Idiots"

"The Rock has no rocks"

"Enough is enough and it's time to leave the Nation-owen reference"

"Mankind likes Men"

"All the Nitro Girls 4:69"

"Bichoff takes it up the @$$ from Hogan"

"Giant has a stump"

"I have more signs than Lodi"

"Wrestling is neato"

"Why all the signs?"

"I didn't pay for this"

"I'm Leno's personal trainer"

"Chyna s*cked it"

"Hogan try BenGay 4 life"

"Chyna: marry my brother"

"Kane DDS"

"Rocky Doesn't Suck"

"Chavo had one pixy stick too many"

"HOGAN GOT HIS ROGAINE MIXED UP WITH HIS VIAGRA AND NOW HE'S A BONEHEAD"

"DDP gives Kimberly the BANG!"

"Dusty Rhodes is Cartman's father"

"Kill J.R"

"Konnan: Here piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"

"I smell ratings"

"Owen is an Ardvark's Nugget!"

"SENSATION 3:16"

"The Rock is cookin' nuggets"

"E-Z E fears funny jokes"

"Sable's love Child"

"Here Lizard, Lizard, Lizard"

"Pepe is Head's brother"

"McMahon fears HEAD"

"Funk Funked my Grandma"

"JR's a pirate"

"Chyna's Slaughter's son"

"Kurrgan is my father"

"Mankind lives in my closet"

"Nash's mom drives a pickle wagon"

"Bret's Uncle Eric's lover"

"I love Outback Jack"

"Styles clothes don't fit him"

"Joey Styles is Bud Bundy"

"Joanie Loves Chachi"

"Sable fears Breast Reductions"

"Patterson fears women"

"Drew Carey is a Funk"

"Call me buttercup"

"Malenko fears smiling"

"If Paul's the father, Chyna must be the mother"

"Ric Flair has Saggy t!++!es"

"Syxx Lyxx Dyxx"

"Dudekind Jack-Oooooow Have a nice Bang Bang"

"Champ-Goldberg #1c-Horowitz"

"Goldberg plays with the Titanic in his bathtub"

"Venis fears DiCaprio"

"Pour Beer Here"

"Stone Cold, throw me a beer"

"Golga has cheese-doodles in his mask"

"Big Brother Nugget"

"Hogan's wife demands viagra"

"King Mabel fears Jenny Craig"

"Here Eddy, Eddy,Eddy"

"Raven and Jericho Cry-babys-r-us"

"Scott Hall fears different surveys"

"Hogan S*cks It"

"Goldberg fears Terry Funk"

"Hogan is My Great Grandfather"

"What about me what about my mom"

"Scott Hall and Jake The Snake are drinking buddys"

"Goldberg, Who was First?"

"Row E Will Wrestle For Beer"

"X-Pac Can't Cut The Mustard"

"Sable, will you marry me?"

"Sable Is My Sex Slave"

"I am Sable's PIMP"

"WHY DOES BRET HART WEAR A PINK TRIANGLE?"

"Clinton was in Chyna"

"GOLDBERG KILLED KENNY"

"Trailer Trash from lot 3:16"

"Nash Wants Out"

"Venis 3:16. I just stole your wife"

"Stolen Gimmick Victim" (held by Sign Guy Dudley)

"GOLDBERG IS A NUGGET"

"We Clean Windsheilds"

"I HATE CANADA"

"Hey Venis, Show Us Uranus"

"HIV 3:16"

"Disco is my idol"

"We came to see Disco dance"

"Hey Mom, Pick Me Up I'm Drunk!"

"Vince, screw me like you screwed Bret!!!"

"Lodi Stole my signs"

"20 Nuggets For 2.99"

"It's time It's time, it's nudie time"

"The King of Nuggets - Owen FART"

"The Rock Tosses Owen's Salad"

"Uncle Eric is my Aunt"

"Hogan is so old he farts dust!"

"RAW is bore"

"Jackhammer Clinton"

"Nitro just ran out of fuel"

"Mean Gene is my dad"

"Scott Hall Cracks me up" (The word 'me' was crossed out.)

"Scott:Got coke?"

"Big Fatty the Giant Pillow"

"Score: Bushwackers - 5 Toothbrushes - 0"

"Dirty Dick Slater has clean genitals"

"I love Silverking!"

"Hey Tyson-BiteME!"

"Hey Mike-Did it taste like chicken?"

"CHYNA 4:69"

"YO VAL WHERES YOUR PAL....PENIS"

"Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!"

"SHAVE DOUG DILLENGER"

"N ash W as O z" (NWO)

"HULK HOGAN & BRET HART VS. RODDY PIPER & RANDY SAVAGE - JURASSIC PARK"

"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE"

"LUCHA LIBRE - TRANSLATION: BATHROOM BREAK"

"WATCH OUT, RING BOYS! ALFONSO'S ON THE LOOSE!"

"RUN MIKEY RUN"

"HEY ERIC, CAN WE 'BORROW' LOCH NESS, TOO?" (held up during the angle when Brian Pillman showed up in ECW in early 1996, despite still being under contract with WCW)

"WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE THE SANDMAN"

"I WISH THE SANDMAN WAS MY DAD"

"MIKEY (Whipwreck) WASHES TOD (Gordon)'S CAR"

"TAZ - THE 13TH MONKEY"

"NO GOLD SCORPIO" (After "2 Gold" dropped both his TV and tag titles to Mikey Whipwreck)

"CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS"

"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"

"Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps."

"Paging Mr. Ass"

"I didnt know what to write"

"KAMALA SIGHTING"

"Bret Hart Humps Cows"

"Sting is an evil mime"

"Hogan Has Saggy T!+s"

"Wal-Mart Is WCW"

"Attention Kmart Shoppers-- S*CK IT!!!"

"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"

"Sable is My viagra"

"Piper fears pants"

"Goldberg fears competition"

"BRET THE $H!T-MAN HART"

"WEWANTFLAIR"

"T!+s = Ratings"

"Raven fears Shampoo"

"I'm with Stupid --->" "<---He's stupid,too"

"I eat SPAM"

"I like SPAM"

"Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'"

"DX's newest members: Chyna's new t!+s!"

"Hey Saturn, where's Uranus?"

"Triple H had a Triple chin"

"We can smell what the Rock cooked for dinner!"

"Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling"

"Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?"

"Sable-what's their zip code?"

"Jerry Lawler - King Nothing" (Metallica reference)

"Hey Ross-what are you looking at?"

"Larry Z is short"

"Tony is getting fat"

"I hitch-hiked for this match?"

"Giant-biggest smoking ad ever"

"WWF-more silicon than the valley!"

"WWF-We Worship F@g$!"

"HARLEM buckwHEAT"

"I play violin"

"Owen is a nugget"

"Book ME!"

"Disco does the two-step"

"Becks: German for beer Wright: German for queer"

"LOD 2000 (years old)"

"I like my Sunny side down"

"Hunter Hearst Homo"

"HOGAN IS A HOMO"

"WHO FARTED?"

"I GOT CHYNA SYNDROME"

"Chyna Your The Man!"

"F**ck It"

"Paul Bearer is Cartman's Father!!"

"The Giant fears Hooked on Phonics"

"Triple HIV"

"WCW sux, Bischoff swallows"

"Ron Jeremy fears Venis"

"If im a jackass im gonna HEE HAW my foot up your a*s!"

"Vince sucks a fat one"

"Chavo, I think you need a bigger box!!"

"Bitchoff sucks Hogan's @$$"

"I hate security!"

"4:20 Horsemen"

"MY DIXIE WRECKED"

"GIVE ME HEAD"

"Norman Smiley Jobber of the decade"

"I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!"

"I Eat Va-Chyna"

"When you hear the breaking glass Stone Cold about to whoop someone A$$."

"DX can suck these"

"Can you smell what Dusty's booking?"

"Double J is an A double S"

"Kurrgan fears English"

"Vince is a fag"

"Chyna is Cartman's Father"

"Double J...Ain't he Gay?"

"Nation of Masturbation"

"What about me? what about raven? How about shutting the hell up!!!!!!!!"

"I left my wife for nitro"

"Mean Gene Tosses Salad"

"I was in Chyna last night and it stunk"

"Jericho is GAY!"

"WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!"

"I snort with Scott Hall"

"I NEED TICKETS!!!"

"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"

"I BLEW BISCHOFF FOR MY TIX"!

"Owen Hart has no Heart, or Talent"

"Hogan fears Captain Silly Pants"

"Raw is Taped"

"Goldberg fears Jelly Nuts"

"I am Villano XVII"

"Im a Jericoholic (rip up my sign)"

"Big Poppa Pumps Steriods"

"Trailer Trash 4-Life"

"Dirty Dallas Page"

"My Sign Sux!!!"

"OLD-Berg"

"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"

"Mulkey Brothers 4 Life"

"Brad Armstrong - 1998 Jobber of the Year"

"L.O.D. is O.L.D."

"Wolfpac Needs Val Venis"

"Owen Sucks It"

"Juvi Sung With Menudo"

"Jerry Lynn used to be a power ranger "

"Chyna's favorite candy bar is Oh Henry"

"Give us a blood bath"

"Norman makes me Smiley"

"HEY SABLE WHAT OR WHO DID YOU DO TO GET YOUR JOB BACK"

"I'm holding up this sign to piss off the people behind me"

"When Shamrock snaps, McMahon craps!"

"I got Terri pregnant"

"Sexual Choclate is my daddy!"

"I came to see the eyebrow"

"Konnan is my gardener"

"Perry Saturn the New York Army fruit"

"Sexual Vanilla"

"MY SISTER COST $5.00"

"I'm a jobber"

"I'm on RAW and you're not"

"Spank me Norman Smiley"

"Goldberg is bald"

"Lawler loves Kaufman"

"Quote the Raven, PLEASE we don't want to hear you anymore!"

"McGwire 70, Sable 69"

"Loopy. World .Order"

"Duane 3:16 says i just jobbed your ass"

"RAW: SWAN 3:16" (mad tv character)

"Goldberg, The Rams Need Help, Interested?"

"SHAMROCK STOLE MY BODY"

"The Green Blazer"

"Mortis is better then Kanyon"

"Kane is my long lost cousin"

"Norman Smiley is the sexual chocolate of WCW"

"WE WANT HOES,WE WANT HOES"

"I GOT FIRED BY ERIC BISCHOFF"

"Scott Steiner stole my steroids"

"Hey Vince,annonymous 3:16 says i just stole your car stereo"

"GUY WITH SIGN WANTS ON T.V."

"Does Patterson want to taste my @ss too?"

"Eddy Guerrero mowed my lawn"

"I'M THE BLUE BLAZER"

"Who's next.......To switch companies?"

"L.W.O. swim your asses home"

"Glacier has blue balls"

"I HATE SIGNS"

"DX: Three Words Get a Haircut."

"Norman Smiley is our Savior. He jobs for our sins."

"Where's Mr.Fuji?"

"Hey Jericho, rip this sign"

"Whos this Stone Sustin guy everyone talks about?"

"Candy ass Kane"

"Mankind is poor"

"Foley's stunt double"

"DETERGENT $3.16"

"La parka is Mike Tenay"

"Pucker up"( With a picture of the Rock and an Ass)

"NORMAN SMILEY IS THE PEOPLE'S JOBBER!"

"I HAVE THE ROCKS COOKBOOK!"

"Ralphus is my father"

"My Mom is one of the Godfathers hos"

"I'm the Corporate Fan"

"Hey Rock, meet the Sock"

"Shawn Michaels cries like a b!tch"

"Give me wrestling or give me death"

"Tiger Ali 7:11"

"The Blue Nugget"

"Hunter you show me yours and i'll show you mine"

"The best damn soap opera on T.V."

"Goldberg fears Smiley"

"Thursday Night Ralphus"

"H.uge B.utt K.isser"

"Glacier for president!"

"LWO: Losers Without Occupations "

"WWF + ECW = TURNING THE TV OFF"

" Larry Zybisko: A legend in his own mind"

"I would make i sign but i am too f!!king lazy"

"Sting Lives in my Basement"

"Norman Smiley KICKS @SS!"

"Im NBC's Stunt Granny"

"L.O.L. O.M.G. VAL got a S.T.D. doing a J.O.B. at the P.P.V."

"LWO- Landscaping World Order"

"No I will not have sex with you!"

"Hogan for president... of hair club for men!"

"DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS KISSING?"

"The promoter made this sign for me"

"Big Dick is a mongloid"

"L.W.O=Latinos With Oder"

"Hey Hogan will you sign my Rogaine?"

"Mark Henry Does The Suck It To Chyna"

"DO YOU SEE WHO'S @SS THE ROCK'S BEEN KISSING?"

"l.W.o. 4 life ... or Atleast until the next welfare check"

"LWO = lezbian womans order"

"The C0ck oh, I mean the Rock"

"Cold Terri?"

"Norman Smiley = God"

"Buff is the stuff(in the toilet)"

"IF YOU ARE'NT DOWN WITH TEAM CORPRATE I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU: YOUR FIRED"

"Austin: The Angry Virgin"

"Vince-agra"

"Babu + Tiger = Lesbian Lovers"

"Bacon 99 cents a lb. 4 Life"

"This is my pathetic attempt to get on TV"

"Smiley 3:16 - You Just Whooped My @ss!"

"Gordon Solie, R.S.V.P"

"Insert Your Own WORLD ORDER Here"

"Ralphus Is My Idol"

"McMahon's corporate pet Rock"

"Hey Sable! Honky Honky!"

"Hogan has retired... Flair, YOURE NEXT!!"

"FOOTBALL IS FAKE"

"Im better than Kanyon" (held up by a skinny little twerp) 3

"Ixnay Tenay"

"Scott Hall Is Hooked On Ponics"

"Hogan's Head Resembles A Male Sex Organ"

"Shut Up Tony!"

"Im chyna's gynacologist!"

"Hawk buys us beer"

"If you think Sables hot you should see my mom"

"RODMAN DRIBBLES JORDANS BALLS"

"Listen Sable, enough is enough and it's time to get laid"

"Canadians shouldn't have U.S. Belts"

"SIT DOWN"

"He's fallen and they won't let him get up"

"Stolen sign"

"I snuck in here"

"This Beer sucks"

"SO"

"Vince is Stoned Cold!"

"I think Val Venis is my daddy"

"Big Sexy the Midget Killer"

"Ukie Superstar"

"Its a song we made up sung to the tune of Ghetto Superstar to a Ukranian friend"

"Frank needs a shower"

"Erik makes right guard go left"

"Butterbean is Yokozuna"

"Hey look we are making complete idiots of ourselves!!!"

"nWo Hollywood are the new Spice Girls"

"Cartman killed Goldberg"

"Sable is Cartmans "real" mother"

"Legion Of Drunks 2000 Proof"

"Brawl For (No Reason At) All"

"VINCE, DON'T RUIN SASUKE"

"TYSON THWEE THIXTEEN"

"HULK WHO?"

"WHAT WOULD AUSTIN DO?" (Spoof on the "What Would Jesus Do?" fad)

"MIKE TENAY'S ILLEGITAMITE CHILD" (w/ arrow pointing down)

"YOKOZUNA DID A BIG MISTAKE" (Held up at a 1993 WWF show in Paris)

"911 - CHOKESLAM APTER!"

"APPLAUSE"

"DX I can't s*ck it i'ts 2 small 2 c"

"Godfather-send me a Hoe"

"Los Bariquas=Future Taco Bell employees"

"Hey Chavo- I choppy choppy your Pepe"

"Next WCW PPV Main Event=Nitro Girls vs Spice Girls"

"Put the Wolfpack to Sleep"

"Put me on camera"

"FREE RIC FLAIR"

"Fit Finley a champion? God have mercy on wcw"

"Tokyo Magnum vs Fit Finley=Huge ratings"

"Malone+DDP vs Hogan +Rodman=BORING"

"The real Lodi"

"Mark 3:16"

"Where is Dudleyville?"

"What about me Raven?"

"HEAD WORLD ORDER"

"I'm taping nitro"

"Hey DDP, I just banged Kimberly"

"Nation of Penetration"

"Booger T"

"Tenay is gay"

"I jobbed to Goldberg."

"Sable has won a free tounge bath!"

" VINCE LICK MY B@L!S"

"Pointless sign"

"Hey Rock, Do You Smell What My Grandma is Cooking?"

"GAY" (with an arrow pointing down to the left of him)

"Forget Sable I'd rather be in Chyna"

"Hey wait a second this isn't RAW!!!"

"Scott Hall stole my beer!!"

"Public Pie is Hairy"

"This is wcw? I thought it was an old WWF card"

"PLEASE RETIRE"

"Nice job you guys"

"Sandman 3:16, i'll sell my family for a beer"

"Just a jobber" (referring to Justin Credible as Aldo Montoya)

"Hey Hall you've been smoking my weed"

"We want Head but Head wants a body"

"Head needs AA"

"GOLDBERG: I CAN'T COUNT THAT HIGH!!!"

"National Bret Hart Haters Club: United States Chapter"

"Hey Nation, i'm trying to look at thing's from your perspective but i can't shove my head that far up my a$$!"

"There's a Nitro Party IN MY PANTS!!!"

"Oh my God! They Killed The Spanish Commentators!"

"KANE IS MY DENTIST"

"Sable--RAPE ME PLEASE!!!!"

"When you hear the glass, its Vince's Ass"

"Lopez Vs. Venis : Gay and Gayer!"

"I'm Blocking Someones View"

"The Cowboys Need Goldberg"

"I don't know where WALDO is.... But BALD-O is in the ring!" (Hogan)"

"Hogan Rides a Honda!"

"Flair's t!++!es jiggle"

"Who's next? Who's Goldberg?"

"I want my mommy"

"The guy behind me can't see"

"Nitro Girls give me wood"

"Hey Nitro, how much for your women?"

"Giant needs bigger panties"

"I'm holding this sign to p!$$ off the people behind me..."

"Mizark is the Shiznit!" (a reference to X-Pac's role in the DX Nation parody)

"Hey! This isn't live! It's prerecorded!"

"Germans Love David Hasselhoff"

"Sign"

"Baked Potato"

"TAZ - 3 LETTERS, 1 MAN, 4 FEET"

"Goldberg fears phonics"

"BUFF IS FLUFF"

"is some one burning rubber?.....wait, bishoff must have farted"

"Hey Eddy, beans and desease to you"

"CHYNA HAS A NICE @$$ FOR A GUY"

"Fear the jiggler"

"Roids shrinks nuts"

"DDP is Cartman's dad"

"Hey Owen Your not Black"

"BRET "THE $H!TMAN" HART WANTS A PINK SPEEDO!"

"Hogan's Bald"

"Eat Cool Whip"

"GODFATHER=the people's pimp"

"GIANT IS THE REAL CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP"

"Battle of the noses: Triple h vs Owen Hart"

"Nitro cooks RAW"

"Leno 1-0 who's next?"

"WHERE IS THE YETI?"

"Hall: got coke?"

"Who's next? who cares"

"I fear Luna's head"

"Vince McMahon Fan Club (Pop. 3 including his family)"

"Hey Chavo:Come on little trooper! ¿Necessasitas tu pelo? No, no nesassito mi pelo"

"Got Steroids?"

"Kenny Killed Goldberg"

"Hey LOD. Old gimmicks don't die. They just get new tights!!!"

"Where's your contract? (To Sandman at the recient ECW show in Philadelphia)"

"Cartman is the Buff Daddy"

"Hall likes Goldberg's granny"

"I'm sorry I puked on you, it'll never, EVER happen again."

"DDP= Biggest Jobber Ever"

"Bret put the rogaine on his b@!!s"

"Bret uses viagra."

"Owen is a bad actor"

"TRIPLE H USES PREPERATION H."

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME FARTED!"

"THE REAL HHH: HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN"

"Eddy Gurrero Cruiserweight Chump"

"D-Von's your daddy"

"Val Venis poster boy for viagra"

"ChYNA, SHOW ME YOUR PECKS!!"

"I EAT PEOPLE."

"I've Eaten in Chyna!"

"Sable , need a hand?"

"damn! what is the rock cooking anyway?!"

"Bret Hart is the other nugget"

"The Rock is a whiteboy wannabe"

"WCW Monday Nyquil, may cause drowsiness"

"Owen is an N-U-double G-E-T"

"Val Venis is now Valerie Venis"

"Can I be next?"

"Godzilla fears Goldberg"

"C'mon, he deserves a push....off a ROOFTOP!"

"HHH, WHEN YOU AND CHYNA GET SILLY, WHO'S GOT THE WILLY?"

"I am the REAL Nugget!!"

" McMahon fears my Mom on p.m.s."

"Sting needs a haircut"

"Wolfpac has fleas!"

"Super Calo's my twin"

"Sable, you can use these hands"

"Val Venis Fears Ron Jeremy!"

"Disciple is Hogan's Viagra"

"Total Package (with arrow pointing down)"

"Goldberg is my rabbi"

"Hogan Fears The Rodeo Burger"

"Chyna: Choppie Choppie Pee Pee"

"Got Porn?"

"We've been drinking since 3:16"

"What About My Needs?" (with arrow pointing down)

"I bet Vincent Interferes"

"Ron Jeremy Rules"

"I want to drink with Dillinger"

"I want to drink with Pinzer"

"Bring Back Superfly Snuka!"

"Your name here"

"Soylent Green is People"

"TURN BACK THE CLOCK DISCIPLE= BRUTUS BEEFCAKE"

"MEAN GENE TAKES VIAGRA"

"I'm not gay" "Hollywood is my sister"

"El Dandy = Ratings"

"Bischoff like elephants"

"Bret "the Crybaby" Hart"

"Vinnie Mac's Always High On Something!"

"Chyna has a penis"

"Konnan is a pickle sniffer"

"David Flair was Adopted"

"Hey McMahon, Can I join the Corporate team?"

"WCW is the best wreslting federation ever"

"Shane grow your own,stop using your dad's!"

"Chyna punches like a girl"

"Jeff + Matt, the Horny Boyz"

"2 hot + 2 sexy = 2 horny"

"My Mom Cooks Pierogies"

"Oh come on, now Double J and Owen are good guys?"

"Chavo has mad cow disease"

"Hey DX, I got four words for you... GET A NEW CATCHPHRASE!"

"Ryan Shamrock, Show us your 2 leaf clover"

"My Governor wrestles better than Hogan"

"I'm at WCW because the basketball is on strike"

"Roll the Dogg a joint"

"Kane and Chyna: Beast and the Beast"

"They are making me chant Goldberg"

"David Flair it's past your bedtime"

"I hate holding these stupid signs"

"Chyna is my stepfather"

"I FORGOT MY SIGN"

"Goldberg, your streak sucks...I HOPE YOU GO BALD!"

"Road Dogg 4:20 says your ass better call somebody!"

"Got Eggrolls?"

"I'll trade my wendy's chicken nuggets for better seats"

"David Flair is a dork"

"STOP CHEERING, I Hate This Guy"

"We Want Hakushi!"

"Nitro tried to sell us these free tickets!!"

"Road Dogg Needs a Tan"

"Big Poppa's gonna pop"

"Someone grabbed my ass"

"I am here... you are not"

"I took Kane's Glamour Shots"

"Vader is my Pie Eating teacher"

"What's my name?"

"I was at Goldberg's briss!" (a briss is the jewish celebration when the young jewish man is circumcised)

"Undertaker is my spiritual adviser"

"Kane stop i'm afraid of the dark"

"Wanted: 1 table for spanish announce team"

"I stole K-Dog's Lawnmower"

"Val Venis had relations with my Grandmother"

"Chyna got me pregnant"

"This guy is gay"(and it had a arrow pointing to the stranger beside him)

"The Rock cooks his sausage in Chyna"

"I would zap my daddy for one of those!"

"Vince's S&M Gimp: Boss Man, His Dominatrix: Chyna"

"Gangrel, Thanks for some red cool-aid"

"The Ho's wrestle better than Hogan"

"Norman Smiley is Really Mark Henry"

"3D: Dudley's Do Dogs"

"Ralphus kissed me"

"It's Miller time"

"KEVIN NASH FEARS TINKY-WINKY" (the so-called gay Teletubby)

"I SAW BUFF BAGWELL AT THE BLUE OYSTER BAR"

"FLAIR AND HOGAN HELPED BUILD THE PARTHENON"

"BENOIT B@LLS!"

"FLAIR NEEDS METAMUCIL! POOOOOO!!!!"

"THE EL CAMINO OUTSIDE BELONGS TO EDDY GUERRERO"

"WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BLACK WOLFPAC MEMBERS?" (Held up by a white guy)

"YOU BETTER HAVE THE DISHES DONE BEFORE I GET HOME!"

"Hey Kenny, I'm already in the zone with your sister"

"Hey Kane, Michael Jackson wants his 'Thriller' outfit back"

"Women hate Goldberg! (He's done in 30 seconds.)"

"I went drinking with Scott Hall....and all I got was this broken foot"

"Double J.. YOU PI$$ ME OFF!"

"Hey Bret, remember Wrestlemania 10? Love, Owen"

"Smash someone with the Guitar Double J....'Cause you can't f*ck!ng play it!"

"The C*ck says, Know your role and spread your h*le."

"Bob Is Bob" (done like the RAW is WAR logo)

"Mike Tenay is the guru of Gay Luchador Sex!"

"K-DOG GOT MY DOG PREGNANT"

"Rock, I can use your $97,000!"

"SPIELBERG'S FILMING RAW RIGHT NOW"

"DONT TOUCH ME"

"GANGREL FEARS GARLIC"

"THE BROOD FEARS BLADE"

"WCW ATTITUDE? SOUNDS BAD"

"HEY ROADDOG QUIT DESTROYING MY TABLES"

"KANE IS ME" "DEBRA IS MODELLING IN HUSTLER: HARDCORE"

"POUR HOLY WATER TO THE MINISTRY"

"2 OLD, 2 TIRED = 4 HORSEMEN"

"Stevie Ray sold me crack"

"I am Canadian 3:16"

"Hey Cameraman, concentrate on the f*cking match!"

"Val puts Shamrock In the Zone!"

"The Rock says wheres the bacon?"

"I'm Norman Smiley's only fan"

"HOGAN'S B@LL$.....BISCHOFF'S CHIN....."

"RVD 8:40 twice as stoned"

"I'm Big Poppa Pump's Hook up"

"Recognize what D'LO?"

"Bring Back Crystal Pepsi"

"Fear MY spear"

"DEBRA 36:DD"

"IM KIMBERLY'S STUNT DOUBLE"

"My wife left me for Ralphus"

"I don't care if i can get free tickets i still won't go to WCW"

"Kane has been using laughing gas again"

"For X Pac,turning face is as easy as 123"

"Jerry Springer guests wrestle better than Sable"

"Mark Henry stole 1 of the godfathers employees"

"Viscera stole my pop corn"

"Am i on t.v. yet?"

"House Shows=Best wrestling shows on t.v."

"How was the dog show?"

"Try to kick my ass"

"Testicular Fortitude = Big B@ll$"

"American beer sucks"

"MARKIN' AIN'T EAZY"

"Kurgan beat me up and stole my clothes"

"If you were here, you'd be bored by now" (at WCW house show)

"Sabu 2586525:13794800862175 times as suicidal, homicidal, and genicidal"

"I got on the HO train...then I got off"

"Re-fund,Re-fund"

"Friends don't let friends watch WWF"

"Smiley + Fuller = Mabel"

"Chyna's Grapefruits Are Bigger Than McMahon's"

"Steveweisers Are 0.4% Alcohol"

W.A.R. what about Raven? (in a nWo-logo style)

" This may be the greatest sign in the history of our sport!" with a picture of Tony Schiavone.

"The Nitro Girls belong to the Godfather"

"WCW took my sign, again"

"WACKJOB: 316"

"I'm a Big retard to Kane"

"I am Pepe's Long Lost Brother. I'm out 4 Revenge Norman!"

"Flair needs a Dentist"

"Big Dick 3:16 says: I just gave you an S.T.D."

"Mcgwire 70, Sable 69"

"Bobby Heenan is My Lover "

"SCOTT STIENER = Condom full of walnuts"

"My Mom Thinks I'm at Nitro"(at ECW's November to Remember '98)

"DDP BANGS MEN!"

"Hey D-Lo, I need some Tampons"

"TV is my biological mother"

"The People's Mark"

"Paul Bearer is the Pillsbury Dough Boy"

"Putski is not a putz"

"My governor can beat up the NWO" (on Nitro)

"I'm proof of what the Rock's cooking" (with a picture of Mr. Hanky)

"Not Without Others"

"Gangrel fears Buffy"

"Where's Jericho? (held up during Jericho's match with Steiner)"

"DE-BRA DEBRA"

"Hey Nitro take back your free tickets. This Sh** is BORING!!!!"

"World Championship Wrestling/Not Worth Ordering"

"WOW, YOU'RE HOT!"

"Kimberly banged me!"

"1+2+3=syxx-pac"

"I danced w/ smiley at the junior prom"

"Saturn's my girlfriend"

"Smiley, slap MY @$$!"

"My Mom wishes she were here"

"Disco Dances with Wolves"

"Will spear for food"

"Need ratings? Call 1-800-NSMILEY"

"Fat, Drunk Chicks 4 life"

"The LWO stole my wallet"

"My dad bought a ho from the Godfather"

"The Hardy Boys are my favorite wrestlers"

"Val Venis banged my sister"

"Shamrocks head exploded"

"Extreme Mark" (arrow pointing down)

"Austin stole my car"

"My sign sucks,wanna trade?"

"My finishing move is firing your @$$"

"WWF is Better Than Porn!"

"DEBRAS T*T$ = RATINGS"

"WW F'N F"

"Sexual Peanut Butter"

"Norman Smiley is Warren Moon"

"Goldba F@G.....mmmkay"

"Happy ZHannukah Goldberg"

"Goldberg Ate My B@ll$!"

"This is Pretty Damn Good 4 Free Tickets"

"Ric Flair=Nervous Breakdown WHOOO!"

"Goldberg wash that garfedi of your head!"

"Goldberg = 2 moves"

"Pepe = R.I.P"

"NotWorthOur money"

"Know your role or you'll messup the show!"

"BUY THIS SEAT FOR $2" (The Person With This Sign Was Up on WCW Nosebleed Section Camera)

"Al Snow wants Head from Goldust"

"Bischoff for Janitor"

"Boss Man=S&M Lord"

" RVD stole my weed"

"Sable: 100% silicone"

"Hey DDP go BANG your Mom!"

"Lex Luger Looks Like A Caveman"

"Schiavone 3:16, I give WWF ratings"

"Boobies Make Me Smile"

"COLD BEER"

"Undertaker sounds like the Warrior now"

"Buff stole my stuff"

"Hey Flair,double my salary"

"Hey Godfather, my sister is looking for a job"

"Ralphus is my personal trainer"

"SEX INSTRUCTOR, FIRST LESSON FREE"

"Juvi is Michael Jackson's Brother"

"The Rock takes it up the Corporate @$$ho!e"

"TV Gay"

"I Like Poop,mmm mmm Good"

"I STEAL PPV!"

"WWF Sucks Yo Daddy's Honda"

"THE ORINGINAL GODFATHER: SLICK"

"Bossman 3:16, I have the Brass to shove my nightstick up your @$$!"

"My friend is robbing your car right now"

"Hey Debra, free pap smears"

"Sting stole my make up kit"

"D'lo is D'umb"

"Sable i'm able"

"Too Much spotted at Disney World!"

"SOUP"

"Norman Smiley stole my gimmick"

"Hey L.W.O ! Immigration in the house!"

"Mankind eats garbage"

"Hey Yo!! Scott Hall is a chump!"

"Big Pappa Smurf"

"Vince McMahon raped my dog"

"Breasts"

"Mankind put my @$$ in the seat, Tony"

"Monday Night Football is fake""

"Other Channel Jackass" (on Nitro)

"Getting Stone Old?"

"Sexual choclate melts in my mouth"

"GOLDBERG 10:58pm"

"McMahon is a turd"

]"Norman get your wedgie out"

"Chyna, Sexual Chocolate leaves a bad taste in your mouth"

"I'm not wearing Underwear"

"Kaientai Go To Your Room"

"Socialism 4:99"

"Sexual Chocolate gives me gas"

"Norman Smiley b!tch slapped me"

"i'm the corporate hoe"

"Austin,can i use your head as a bowling ball?"

"Clinton wants head Al"

"BUFF IS A VAMPIRE SLAYER"

"AUSTIN CALL ME 1-800-COLLECT"

Horny 24:7

"Chuck's @ss Stinks"

"I am an employee at the Smack Down Hotel"

"HEY YO. Real men flick toothpicks."

"Marry Me Mike Tenay" (held up by a guy in a pink wig)

"Who is this guy?"

"Hey, Mom thanks for taping this"

"Don't tell our boss we're here"

"Not Interested Turn On Raw" (N.I.T.R.O.)

"Sable-Mine are real"

"Val Venis Suck My Pen!$"

"I've got reservations at the smackdown hotel"

"Send me to Saturn"

"Poke Smot"

"Hurt Somebody"

"Neuter the Cat"

"Oh didn't you know? You're white"

"I'd rather be on Raw" (at Nitro)

"Bischoff you missed a stall"

"1/2 a retard"

"WCW fans are retards"

"My arms are tired"

"This is damn expensive" (front row at a WWF pay-per-view)

"Sexual Chutney"

"My kingdom 4 Head"

"I came for the acting"

"Fathead"

"Fiber=Poo"

"Got Blood?"

"Bald Headed Jabroni" (with arrow pointing down)

"Fire Shane"

"We are here"

"Sucked"

"Hardcore Porn Champ"

"Look Mom We're White Trash"

"Mexican Sexual Chocolate"

"Shamrock 1 word: Decaf"

"Tradition can suck it"

"I just had some @$$ 3:16"

"Coors 3:65"

"Forget Iraq Bomb Canada"

"I like beer"

"Nit Wit Ogres" (n.W.o.)

"Oh we know so shut the hell up"

"Don't adjust your sets they do look this good"

"STOP THIEF, BILLY STOLE MY @$$"

"The Rock Says: It's time for a face change"

"Hey Godfather, Voodoo wasn't easy either!" (referring to how The Godfather was once Papa Shango)

"Who is this guy?"

"MMMMMM Beefy"

"DDP the hippies champ!"

"Hey Road Dogg, what's with the N'Sync haircut?"

"Keep the camera pointed on me! You're not missing anything in the ring anyways"(at WCW saturday)

"Everyone hide! Bass wants @$$!"

"The Broods blood supply = PMS and their constant period"

"Konnan, get near my salad and I'll shove a crouton up your @$$"

"Malenko Vs. El Dandy = Eyes of Ice Vs. Hair of Lice"

"Kane uses an anal vibrator to speak"

"Hey Road dogg it's 4:19 ...got a minute?"

"somebody vomitted in my seat"

"Vince give me a gimmick!"

"Im the original founder of greenwich posse"

"HHH=Hunter Hates Ho's"

"89 Days Until RAW is Jericho"

Is it just me,or does Bob Holly look like a mutated chipmunk on steroids?

"Wake me up when ths match is over"

"I sold my sister to be here!!"

"Another Rest Hold?!"

"Nitro 10:00, When Is This Crap Over?"

"Valtrex doesn't work!"

"Horny 24:7"

"Nichole Bass is my father"

"Hak needs a beer"

"Hey Macho snap into some hair plugs."

"Now Were Old"

"stupid signs suck"

"Free kittens"

"Hey Chyna, will you be my daddy?"

"Teddy Long fears peanuts"

"this sign is g-rated''

"WCW Skits= Ratings (For RAW)"

"...Enter Pete Rose"(Kane came out)

"Does your nose detect the meal that i am preparing?"

"my grandpa wrestle's for WCW"

"Chyna is twice the man Shane is "

"Debra my implants are leaking!"

"HEY EVERY ONE IN THE NOSE BLEED SECTION: I'VE GOT FLOOR SEATS, AND YOU DON'T!"

"Chyna would take the hoes"

"CONSTIPATION 3:16...LET ME HEAR YA SAY, POOPIN AINT EASY!"

"PAUL BEARER SOUNDS LIKE HE GOT KICKED IN THE NU!$!!"

"Hey Kidman Your Name is and Oxymoron!"

"M.O.D.squad = Ministry Of Darkness"

"Two Words: new phrase"

"Hey K-Dogg,oil of olay"

"I hate my wife"

" I was in the bathroom, what did i miss?"

"Hanson 3:16 says I have the brass to kick Marilyn Manson's @$$"

"Poltergeist kicked @$$"

"WCW fears Youth"

"Stevie Ray likes slapping jack"

"Hey WCW, Where's WHISPER???"

"DDP Bangs Diamonds"

"I licked sables @$$H0LE, @$$H0LE.."

"memorex has signed with WCW to pipe in chants for 3 years"

"aldo montoya was just incredible in that match"

"mr. socko ate george"

"Hey Boss Man - How's it hanging?"

"Droz has hardcore hair"

"Don't tell my wife I'm here"

"HARDCORE SIGN"

"Finer then Stiner"

"Jody's a Fa**ot"

"HHH: Hunter Humps Hillbillies"

"McDonalds made Owen Hart"

"X-Pac smokes @$$"

"Goldberg spears @$$!!"

"Get Naked"

"I hate G rated sports entertainment"

"Jerry Springer owns the WWF"

"Austin raise up the peoples finger"

"WCW might not have talent, but they have the BEST jobbers in wrestling"

"A SOCK IS OVER?"

"Goldberg is a Roody Poo"

"Undertaker for Pope"

"WE SOLD OUR TRAILER FOR TICKETS"

"Bossman was the drummer for the village people"

"Goldberg is more retarded than Kane"

"Austin Uses Nair"

"Old wrestlers never die, they just go to WCW"

"HARDCORE HOLLY SOUNDS LIKE A PORNO"

"Hollywood Scum Hogan Fears D. Znuts"

"Debra 3:16 an hour"

"I have to Poop"

"HHH humps cows"

"THE PURPOSE OF THIS SIGN IS TO P!$$ OFF THE PEOPLE BEHIND ME"

"Kevin Nash (Diesel) has alot of gas"

"WWF=World's Worst F**kups"

"The Booker gave me this sign"

"RVD is my father"

"I especially like the happy meal" (with a picture of Paul Bearer)"

"Bret Hart is the Blue Blazer"

"I'm with the Greenwich pu$$!es"

"Gerald Brisco-The Forrest Gump of the WWF"

"Hey Hogan i didnt know hair club for men was in partnership w/ WCW"

"Grow your own dope, plant Al Snow"

"W.C.W. N.W.O / We Can't Wrestle Now We're Old"

"NWO/WCW is budget wrestling"

"RIC FLAIR HAS SLOPPY T*!S"

"I bet Austin will Win"

"I love Sable's inner beauty"

"Ralphus: The 5th Telletubby"

"Jericho: The man of 1004 tights"

"Flair needs a manzier"

"Paul Wright, The Big Showgirl"

"Stone cold is Raising up the people finger"

"WCW= WRESTLING careers WRECKED"

"CURT HENNING TAKES VIAGRA BEFORE THE MATCH"

"DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUTZ"

"Al's head has herpes"

"SHANE GIVES CHYNA HEAD"

"Scott Steiner Eats Steriods For Breakfast"

"SNUFF VIDEOS FOR SALE"

"I'm not taping Nitro"

"Chyna has testicular fortitude"

"HARDCORE HOLLY FAN CLUB" ( held up by 2 old ladys on raw )

"My Denist is a big red retard who can't talk"

"Roadogg was stoned when he said pu$$ies"

"Wake me up when something good happens"

"Flair needs a bra WHOOO!"

"Hogan for dog catcher"

"CHYNA SHOULD BE A HUNTABLE GAME ANIMAL"

"Sign Takers Suck"

"K-dog peeled my potato"

"Goldbergs Biggest Streak is in his PANTS!"

"The corporate bodyguard: Test...acle"

"Chyna is one jacked up b!tch"

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